aniki-kamina:

I’m shitting

i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes
it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.
and the look directed at the camera right after.
so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.
this is my aesthetic.

(Source: brendenfraser)

criticalrolo:

trinket-buddy:
criticalrolo:
Does matthew mercer know that I’d die for him
From what I know/have seen of Matthew Mercer he would rather you live for him
this is … the best possible reply

you’ve heard of monsterfuckers now get ready for

thyrell:

skarchomp:
gothmspacman:
leviathan-supersystem:
leviathan-supersystem:
personfuckers
it’s people who have sex with real people in real life
personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man
take it easy mary shelley

gum-xx-drop:

Y'ALL, LEMME PRESENT TO YOU THE GREATEST 2 MINUTES OF VIDEO YOU’LL EVER SEE!
This had me crying, loved this section with Ethan and Seán! “There’s only odd cause I can’t even right now.” Im dead 😂😂😭👏🏻

cursedcatimages:

the new smash bros game looks great

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury

rain-force:

“technology is in evolution”

authorpocketcow:

j0nnh4:
prideknights:
j0nnh4:
prideknights:
dreaminglittlewriter:
prideknights:
We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry
No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try
There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill
A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will

To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own
We promise to fight with you, you are never alone
To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain
We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain
We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are
To love who you love and to accept every scar
We are your knights, protectors of our pride
Together we stand, together we ride
Thank you everyone for the overwhelming support you have shown for this project and for joining the @prideknights. Our goal is to let everyone feel and know they are valid no matter who they are.
The website has been fully funded! Our next goal is to create armor so we can make empowering and inspirational Youtube videos! For anyone who wants to help: Be your local Pride Knight and support and empower others. You can get these designs on a variety of items in our store. The campaign ends on December 15.
Words can’t describe how much I love this.
Great news everyone! The Etsy shop we work with for the armour has given us a 20% discount because she believes in our cause! The armour is now 42% funded! Thank you everyone for your support 🌈🔥🗡❤
So you are going to make empowering videos giving motivational speeches or something as a Pride Knight and inspire thousands of people who struggle with their sexual orientation or gender identity?
That’s exactly what we’re going to do!
I totally support this. You have my sword!
And my axe!!!

And my bow!!

Pun ways to Cope with Death

yourplayersaidwhat:

We’re playing a horror RPG game and one of the characters had just pulled the card that meant their immediate death. One of our players couldn’t join for the session and was just listening in, sending the occasional comment via discord.
GM: And you see as Kyle is pounced on by the monster, and the kindest thing you can say is that it's fast. You hear a cut off scream and wet sounds as he’s thoroughly destroyed